OOC

hey friends if my replies are slow(er than usual) tonight it’s because my baby cousin’s coming over and I

  1. hate the fuck out of babies
  2. know that he’s going to be crying, which will make me hate him more
  3. have to watch the dogs, who bark and whine when he cries

so i’ll be a ball of stress and will probably end up marathoning star trek

alicegreenlightjinglebelle: Alucard, I would like to ask you something.

…I can’t remember do I know you

roxxanne-blood: CAN I GET A PUPPY TOO, ALUCARD?

I ONLY HAD ONE.

But. Ugh. I can find you one. Maybe.

How does a hellhound sound

"The same mistake I made 500 years ago." -Alucard

People I am:

  • The Phantom of the Opera in his Red Death outfit
  • Carmen Sandiego

People I’m not:

  • The Spanish Inquisition

ohfuckallkindsofduck:

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…oh no I’ve lost my heart.

You could name him Winston~

andimafuckmotheringvampire: DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING SHIT

soldiersofthelastbattalion:

wir-wollen-krieg:

YES YOU DID. YOU AND YOUR WHORE MASTER SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF GERMANY!

Have at it then you cheeky breeki. image

GLADLY.

andimafuckmotheringvampire: DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING SHIT

soldiersofthelastbattalion:

wir-wollen-krieg:

YES YOU DID. YOU AND YOUR WHORE MASTER SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF GERMANY!

Her father was a whore, she is the same as her father. That terrible man that destroyed Germany’s final hope in winning that war. Because of him Berlin fell to the Russians! If we had what we have now we could have drove them off long enough for the Americans to reach us in time!

Alright. Get over here. Time to rearrange your internal organs.

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